- Kareena has dandruff problem, Katrina has dry hair problem, Shilpa has hairfall problem and Priyanka has chip-chip.
- If you’ve a hot wife, make sure your neighbor doesn’t use a deodorant in your absence.
- Your complexion is more important than your qualifications.
- If there is no salt in your kitchen you can use Toothpaste.
- Every second oral care brand is No. 1 and recommended by every dentist in India!!!
- If your daughter is not Ready to Get married, take her to a jewelry/textile shop.
- Only reason why men use deodorant is to get girls.
- Most colas cure all kinds of phobias. You will be close to a superman, if you drink these regularly!!
- All superstars are so poor that they prefer to risk life for a cool drink than to purchase it for Rs:10
- The special effects in shampoo ads are greater than special effects in Avatar.
- Fruit content in shampoo and soap is more than fruit content in 99% of juices.
- Amul has better satirical cartoonists than people who make better milk products.
- Most people buy vehicles to travel in bad roads but complain about roads in India.
- You can’t eat Dairy Milk Silk without spreading it all over you face.
- Nobody uses motorbikes for commuting, its only to pick up girls.
- All soaps kill 99.9% of germs.
- People believe that Bacardi makes music CD’s and Directors special/Kingfisher make mineral water.
- The only time mothers and daughters talk to each other, it’s usually about hair oil.
- No matter what kind of expert one is, he’ll always wear a white laboratory coat.
- Mutual fund investments are subject to market risks please read the offer document carefully before investing.
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